You might be a weldor if....

[Rjacobson]

If... You ‘’test’’ the smoke detector multiple times a day.

[FusionKing]

You know you're a welder if.....you've electrocuted co-workers and LAUGHED !!!

Sorry Noel, I stole it

[captain belly]

When you can name the project that coincides with each scar it left on your body.

[Anarchy61187]

Old post revived
ymbawi, you lost power to half of your house because the meter socket melted.

[Old trucker]

You can't figure out what that burning hair smell is until someone tells you your beard is on fire

[Oldgrandad]

Really, I never even saw her until a non welder looked at the picture and pointed her out.

[MAC702]

The cute chick in the miniskirt on the other side was just a coincidence, honest!

[Oldgrandad]

Look at the welds shoot, I took pictures of the hand rails during a cruise I went on, so I could show the other welders at work when I got home. My wife said WHAT ARE YOU DOING shook her head and walked away from me.

[dondlhmn]

you analyze the welds on everything while shopping with the girlfriend..

Yeah...Wife, so no girlfriend here (at least that's what I tell my wife), but I can't go ANYWHERE without looking at welds...Big truck and trailer beside me at the stop light, the rails in the stairwells anywhere/everywhere I go, the metal chairs in a restaurant.....MAN, I've just GOTTA LOOK! We have one restaurant here in the Reno area that has 1/4" hot roll plate supported by 1/4 wall (I think) square tubing as dividers between the urinals....Of course that is all stitch welded together......HEAVY DUTY!!

[Anarchy61187]

Amen to that! And if anyone knows a sure fire way to get rid of those rust stains on concrete, I'd love to know what it is.

Google RID-O-RUST it's to keep iron stains from forming, mainly used in irritation systems, but they make a rust remover as well and works pretty good.

You might be a welder if your 8 year old daughter can pull off better welds than some grown men.

[Oldgrandad]

When you go on a river cruise in France and you take pictures of the hand rails on the boat because the welds are so good.

[Metjunkie]

....when you're showing someone how to run a bead and they are using the only hood available and you nod your head for the hood to come down, only to realize you're not wearing one.

[ryanjones2150]

....when you road rage, you imagine yourself welding the other driver's face to the hood of his car.

[muleman47]

If you wonder aloud how many amps your heated truck seat has...

[old jupiter]

If you have to explain to people that navy
Jelly is not a bread spread.

Rock, it's a brand-name, Naval Jelly. Takes care of any rust on your bellybutton. Which, with the way some of us use side-grinders, could actually be an issue.