You might be a weldor if....

[SkidSteerSteve]

Ok, time to take a break from the technical stuff and have some fun. Let's see who can come up with the funniest (yet, probably true) way to finish that statement. There will be a prize......ok, not really, but it sounded good. Have fun with it. SSS


Here's mine:

....you constantly have a "sunburn" from your bicep to just above your wrist.

[richcharles]

...your clothes catch on fire more than once a day

[Charlie C]

You pick up a piece of steel that you just welded.

[Carpenter98]

Your hood has holes all around the chin and weighs more than when it was new.

[fyoung]

You run around with a striker attached to your belt loop.

[Alky]

...if you paint everything blue by default.

[fun4now]

if you use more burn ointment than the local ER.

[sjmiller]

might be a welder if....

When asked what you do for a hobby - you reply that you "melt metal" and golf. When pressed for an explanation - cutting, grinding, forming, and joining metals is fun. TIG, MIG, Stick, Plasma, Oxy are the tools for my metal hobby - as is my Driver on the golf course.

[SkidSteerSteve]

Your kitchen oven mitts are the first use for your new welding gloves...then they move to the shop.......(and yes, I'm single, but they work so much better than those traditional cooking mitts...besides, they're clean! they don't move to the shop until later)

[fun4now]

huummmm i might gust have to try that.

[garth]

You think welding cap is formal dress at a black tye event.

[sjmiller]

Your dogs like to hang with you in the garage, you put them in the house 'cause you're going arc & spark. They don't make autodarkening hoods for dogs - do they?

[slagindaboot]

You might be an OLD welder if...

...when God said "let there be light" you said "cover your eyes."

[PAToyota]

Your kitchen oven mitts are the first use for your new welding gloves...then they move to the shop...

Good to know I'm not the only one! I even got a friend using them in her kitchen!

[racebronco]

you analyze the welds on everything while shopping whith the girlfriend..