You might be a weldor if....

[bradjensen75]

...your wife chooses your benefits and insurance options for you.

[Hammett]

Is what it is

When your watching tv and some one starts welding on the show your watching and u put your hand up to shield your eyes . My kid laughs her butt off when I do .

[WillieB]

Too many pages to remember who submitted it or if it's even here. The funniest one I heard was: Someone walks by and says "You're on fire" You reply calmly "I know."

[WillieB]

My variation on that is: It's so [email protected]#$%^&** cold that I catch fire, know it, but don't put it out right away cause so far, it feels good!

[Osar]

You might be a weldor if....

YMBAWI: ... you ask yourself "I wonder who's cooking. Smells like BBQ." before you feel your fingers burning.

...you have been threatened with divorce if you buy one more welder.

[aametalmaster]

YMBAWI: ... you ask yourself "I wonder who's cooking. Smells like BBQ." before you feel your fingers burning.

And you get a hot bb stuck in your finger and bite it out it tastes like chicken...Bob

[Don52]

the Electric Company is always calling you up asking how you keep using up so much electricity....

This just happened to me after a big welding job.
The electric company said that I used more electricity than 100 of my neighbors.
When I weld you can see the electric meter spin rapidly.

Don

[64Trvlr]

You reach out and make sure every bottle you walk by is off without thinking.

[WillieB]

YMBAWI: ... you ask yourself "I wonder who's cooking. Smells like BBQ." before you feel your fingers burning.

...you have been threatened with divorce if you buy one more welder.

A wife who seeks to limit welder intake is a problem, cut your losses. Tell her she gets full custody of the kids, you get the dog and full visitation rights anytime you like, I'll give you a ride to your mothers. Your things won't fit on your broom.

[WillieB]

You reach out and make sure every bottle you walk by is off without thinking.

What weldor? That's a father thing!

[Bistineau]

I'll give you a ride to your mothers. Your things won't fit on your broom.

I've had the wife ask me if I know where the broom is, and I'll ask her "Why, where are you going?". Have done this way more than once or twice.

[thatsallid0]

Ha. Love it

[thatsallid0]

Laughing much. Conroe tx

[Bistineau]

I've had the wife ask me if I know where the broom is, and I'll ask her "Why, where are you going?". Have done this way more than once or twice.

I think a mop is supposed to be used during rainy weather, not quite sure though. Seems she prefers the broom. I would think the mop would corner better on wet surfaces.

[tommy2069]

I've had the wife ask me if I know where the broom is, and I'll ask her "Why, where are you going?". Have done this way more than once or twice.

I made the mistake of using the wifes broom and forgot to rinse it out. man was she ticked off when you went to sweep and it left black dust all over the floor..lmao I now have my ver own broom to use in my shop.