You might be a weldor if....

[Tengsr]

ymbawi, youve been meaning to take that half eaten burrito outta your helmut bag for the past couple of weeks

[Tengsr]

ymbawi youlearn to put your glove on the proper hand before trying to tak somethin together, and long arc into your hand that is holding the pieces in place(about 7 hours ago) but I got a longneglected tetnis shot out of it

[mikeswelding]

ymbawi

You might be a weldor if the most beautiful, curvaceous woman you have ever had on your arm is a tattoo.

[Bistineau]

YMBAWI you memorize everyone of these replies and can instantly quote them if someone asks for a certain post #. I think there are more of these than Jeff Foxworthy came up with for "You Might Be A Redneck If".
Here's one from me, I don't recall anyone posting this one yet. YMBAWI you can pick up a partial box of rods, see what size they are and tell how many are left in it by the wieght of the box.
After posting I looked at the # of replies,618, and the number of views, 1,689,489. One or probably both have to be a record # for only one thread on this forum. Can anyone think of one with higer numbers than this one? Also probably one of the longest running, timewise.

[masterwelder77]

all your outdoor utensils are hand made from stainless

[backhoe1]

Oh yea, just ask my wife ,**** I inspect ever thing that I did'nt build myself,crap I want even let the kids ride some of the rides at the county fair,they just don;t look wright, you know what I mean. It's just a curse I tell ya a curse.

[mebuildit]

If you make weld beads with your shaving cream in the shower.

[WickedWelding]

Ymbawi

You have a playlist in your iPod that's called "Welding Jams"....

[Sberry]

Ok, I finally got one,,,, you quit your job in the middle of the day just because ,,, well,,, you felt like it. Ha,, or decide to go to Florida after the bar closes cause your bud said there was a shutdown. (there was and I did)

[dan land]

YWBWI: You assume "any" thing metal could be hot
or you test touch almost every surface subconsciously

[dan land]

If you pull out your cell phone to find theres metal shavings stuck to the magnet on the speaker. True story

I have lost more good cell phones that way

[Sberry]

In the last few minutes you threw day old coffee on a piece you just welded cause you said,,, oh sheet, its hotter than I thought and gonna burn a hole in the hose next to it.

[Sberry]

YWBWI: You assume "any" thing metal could be hot
or you test touch almost every surface subconsciously

I definitely assume most things are hot, ha,, also tend to do this around other peoples older equipment in case of electrical fault, ha

[angus31632]

You Might Be A Pipe Welder If . . .
Somebody hands you tape measure and you say "What you want me to do with this? I cant weld with that."

[kevhead63]

You might be a weldor if you can tell Dr. Poop is full S**T.