You might be a weldor if....

[thatsallid0]

Laughing much. Conroe tx

[thatsallid0]

Ha. Love it

[Bistineau]

I'll give you a ride to your mothers. Your things won't fit on your broom.

I've had the wife ask me if I know where the broom is, and I'll ask her "Why, where are you going?". Have done this way more than once or twice.

[WillieB]

You reach out and make sure every bottle you walk by is off without thinking.

What weldor? That's a father thing!

[WillieB]

YMBAWI: ... you ask yourself "I wonder who's cooking. Smells like BBQ." before you feel your fingers burning.

...you have been threatened with divorce if you buy one more welder.

A wife who seeks to limit welder intake is a problem, cut your losses. Tell her she gets full custody of the kids, you get the dog and full visitation rights anytime you like, I'll give you a ride to your mothers. Your things won't fit on your broom.

[64Trvlr]

You reach out and make sure every bottle you walk by is off without thinking.

[Don52]

the Electric Company is always calling you up asking how you keep using up so much electricity....

This just happened to me after a big welding job.
The electric company said that I used more electricity than 100 of my neighbors.
When I weld you can see the electric meter spin rapidly.

Don

[aametalmaster]

YMBAWI: ... you ask yourself "I wonder who's cooking. Smells like BBQ." before you feel your fingers burning.

And you get a hot bb stuck in your finger and bite it out it tastes like chicken...Bob

[Osar]

You might be a weldor if....

YMBAWI: ... you ask yourself "I wonder who's cooking. Smells like BBQ." before you feel your fingers burning.

...you have been threatened with divorce if you buy one more welder.

[WillieB]

My variation on that is: It's so [email protected]#$%^&** cold that I catch fire, know it, but don't put it out right away cause so far, it feels good!

[WillieB]

Too many pages to remember who submitted it or if it's even here. The funniest one I heard was: Someone walks by and says "You're on fire" You reply calmly "I know."

[Hammett]

Is what it is

When your watching tv and some one starts welding on the show your watching and u put your hand up to shield your eyes . My kid laughs her butt off when I do .

[bradjensen75]

...your wife chooses your benefits and insurance options for you.

[willy j]

Hey SkidsteerSteve, what ever happened with care package from miller did you ever get anything. Haven't heard much lately

[willy j]

it doesn't bother you to be handed a sizzling hot plate in a Restaurant...

thats good