You might be a weldor if....

[willy]

Not really completing the sentence but I remember some bumper stickers my dad had on his old welding rig:

Welders do it in all positions

Welders are always in heat

[KBar]

or if your worst enemy becomes your best friend in 1 minute flat when something of his breaks and needs welded in a jiffy.

[NewMexSmoke]

YMBAWI - Your neighbors mention they won't call the zoning enforcement if you fix their gate or whatever.

YMBAWI - The wife claims you smell like metal and are not allowed in the bed until you shower first.

[mcostello]

If you love to put a little extra on the weld bead, but keep forgetting who has to grind it all down flush.

[shorerider16]

you jump on the site 10 times a day to see if there are any new posts. lol

Guilty as charged!