You might be a weldor if....

[Oldgrandad]

When you go on a river cruise in France and you take pictures of the hand rails on the boat because the welds are so good.

[Metjunkie]

....when you're showing someone how to run a bead and they are using the only hood available and you nod your head for the hood to come down, only to realize you're not wearing one.

[ryanjones2150]

....when you road rage, you imagine yourself welding the other driver's face to the hood of his car.

[muleman47]

If you wonder aloud how many amps your heated truck seat has...

[old jupiter]

If you have to explain to people that navy
Jelly is not a bread spread.

Rock, it's a brand-name, Naval Jelly. Takes care of any rust on your bellybutton. Which, with the way some of us use side-grinders, could actually be an issue.

[Metjunkie]

Would a muriatic acid solution do it?

I've read that muriatic acid has good results, I just haven't got around to trying it yet.

[Ironken]

Amen to that! And if anyone knows a sure fire way to get rid of those rust stains on concrete, I'd love to know what it is.

Would a muriatic acid solution do it?

[Ironken]

haw, that's too funny, the first time i've heard anyone point it out.

For me, it's that no woman has ever understood why i don't care about my living arrangements, that all i ever wanted was a crappy little bachelor pad with bachelor-grade (free hand-me-down) mis-matched furniture, etc., . . . Sitting upstairs on top of a gigantic fully-equipped shop!!

exactly!

[ryanjones2150]

If that's the chair, what's your lap look like? Yikes!

[Oldgrandad]

If your chair looks like this

[Metjunkie]

Try a fresh layer of grinding dust.

You may be onto something there. An even layer all across the floor, a little water and a few days to percolate. Could be the next big thing in concrete coatings.

[ryanjones2150]

Try a fresh layer of grinding dust.

[Metjunkie]

Haw, that's too funny, the first time I've heard anyone point it out.

For me, it's that no woman has ever understood why I don't care about my living arrangements, that all I ever wanted was a crappy little bachelor pad with bachelor-grade (free hand-me-down) mis-matched furniture, etc., . . . sitting upstairs on top of a gigantic FULLY-equipped shop!!

Amen to that! And if anyone knows a sure fire way to get rid of those rust stains on concrete, I'd love to know what it is.

[old jupiter]

Your driveway is rusty.

Haw, that's too funny, the first time I've heard anyone point it out.

For me, it's that no woman has ever understood why I don't care about my living arrangements, that all I ever wanted was a crappy little bachelor pad with bachelor-grade (free hand-me-down) mis-matched furniture, etc., . . . sitting upstairs on top of a gigantic FULLY-equipped shop!!

[shootist2]

If your watch has 21 jewels and holes drilled for 22 more