You might be a weldor if....

[triggerman]

Ymbawi........

.............If you let your wife think you're on the computer working on your taxes, but you're really reading the Projects Board on Millerwelds.com!

[Blackbird455]

If............

You have ever knocked your *sweet* Miller Elite helmet off while entering your vehicle at the end of a day, while still wearing your TIG gloves of course!!!!

Or this applies to you:



Welders Anon Monthly Meeting

All welders are welcome and encouraged to attend

Topics of discussion will include:

Burn care, what to do when you smell bacon

Impulsive fabrication, causes and cures

Argon addiction, the ugly side of inert gasses

Tungsten dependency, and other heavy metal issues

We do not discriminate race, religion, or process
MIG, TIG, SMAW, and even resistance welders are
encouraged to attend. You will all be shielded
with warmth.

Meeting to be held this month at:

Bubba's Machine Shop
6011 Miller Rd.

Next month:

Jim's Welding Emporium
4130 Lincoln Ave.

[NewMexSmoke]

Ymbawi

When working out at the gym, you spend more time examining the welds on the gym equipment than you do actually using the equipment.

[2much2do]

When you're in the truck and halfway home when it finally dawns on you that you still have you're tig gloves on

[shorerider16]

When you're in the truck and halfway home when it finally dawns on you that you still have you're tig gloves on

But they fit so well I thought they were driving gloves.

[Blackbird455]

.......the counter guy says "hey can you fix this???"
Happened to me today.

[Bert]

Blackbird,
how much did you quote him on the job???

[J hall]

if...
You get mad when the service tech tosses your leads on the ground

[Blackbird455]

Blackbird,
how much did you quote him on the job???

"for a big bottle of argon, I'll do anything"

[Bert]

J HALL, now don't stir up THAT pot again!!!!!!

[KEENAVV]

J HALL, now don't stir up THAT pot again!!!!!!

J HALL'S GOT POT AGAIN !!

[Blackbird455]

.........If you have ever unhooked your argon bottle REAL FAST to put a fire out uhh, kinda like I did tonight on my automotive project. OOPS!!!!

BTW............Argon works real good on an oil soaked header when it gets hot enough to flame up while you are looking the other way , so I have heard.

[mcostello]

YKYMBAW if you have to take 2 V_i_a_g_r_a-'s because she's so darn ugly, but it's ok because she helps with the fitting up.

[Handy560]

Roflmao

Man that's ugly!

[welderman23]

HA HA HA thats bad