You might be a weldor if....

[popspipes]

The "non slip surface on the coffee cup" gave me a laugh. I have some shop only coffee cups that have perma rust in/on them from weld and grinder splatter.

What is it about splatter and ears? Of all the places a bb can go why my ears so much?

I sure remember those the most.........!!

mike sr

[Vicegrip]

The "non slip surface on the coffee cup" gave me a laugh. I have some shop only coffee cups that have perma rust in/on them from weld and grinder splatter.

What is it about splatter and ears? Of all the places a bb can go why my ears so much?

[monte55]

So Monty,
How's the helicopter coming?

I have an album here on Miller. Go to my profile. I still have more to do.

[Mr Bigs]

YMBAW if you're blind in one eye and can't see out the other one but still love it.:

[FusionKing]

Yup.................

esp. the arm thing...I got that too.

[popspipes]

Hmmm....sounds like a personal account, eh???

Yup.................

[tnjind]

So Monty,
How's the helicopter coming?

[monte55]

YMBAW if you can find this useless dribble amusing anymore.

[Rig Hand]

YMBAW if

You like shiny things

You constantly ***** about anything.

Your solution to any problem is ''Lets just gouge it''.

You flinch when you here the word TACK!

You know the difference between a weldor and a welder.

When asked if you can weld you reply, I can long-arc,short-arc, or heli-arc in the dark. No gap to wide, no crack to tight. I can weld everything from eggshells to spiderwebs. I've even done some work for a couple of black widows. I can fit for 2 welders or weld for 4 fitters. I work weekdays and weeknights, weekend days and weekend nights, holidays are my specialty, especially thankgiving.

[Bert]

Hmmm....sounds like a personal account, eh???

[popspipes]

You might be a welder if you are a crippled old man and can get on your feet from a prone position in a microsecond due to one hot BB rolling around in your ear!!!!!!!!

All your coffee mugs have a nonsplip surface on at least one side of them.

You know the benefits of the Aloe plant.

Your right shoulder looks like you took a shotgun blast at close range.

mike sr

[Bubblemaker]

Can you really have too many grinders!

1. Your wife wakes you up because you are sound asleep and repeatedly poking her in the back because in your dream you are tigging in a new rocker panel on your chevelle. (True Story)

2. Everyone that visits your shop asks the same question....Oh my god what do you do with all those grinders???

3. Your safety boots could be used for tap dancing because of all the molten metal imbeded in their soles.

Great thread...very entertaining!


Cheers!

[metalmeltr]

if you think this could be published and sold for good money

[metalmeltr]

if you have a torch an the kitchen table

[FusionKing]

YMBAWI....you actually know which parts of your body you have not branded yet. And after 37 years I am down to one..... (my @$$hole) And I ain't kiddin'