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  • popspipes
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    Originally posted by Bert View Post
    Hmmm....sounds like a personal account, eh???
    Yup.................

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  • tnjind
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    So Monty,
    How's the helicopter coming?

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  • monte55
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    YMBAW if you can find this useless dribble amusing anymore.

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  • Rig Hand
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    YMBAW if

    You like shiny things

    You constantly ***** about anything.

    Your solution to any problem is ''Lets just gouge it''.

    You flinch when you here the word TACK!

    You know the difference between a weldor and a welder.

    When asked if you can weld you reply, I can long-arc,short-arc, or heli-arc in the dark. No gap to wide, no crack to tight. I can weld everything from eggshells to spiderwebs. I've even done some work for a couple of black widows. I can fit for 2 welders or weld for 4 fitters. I work weekdays and weeknights, weekend days and weekend nights, holidays are my specialty, especially thankgiving.

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  • Bert
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    Hmmm....sounds like a personal account, eh???

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  • popspipes
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    You might be a welder if you are a crippled old man and can get on your feet from a prone position in a microsecond due to one hot BB rolling around in your ear!!!!!!!!

    All your coffee mugs have a nonsplip surface on at least one side of them.

    You know the benefits of the Aloe plant.

    Your right shoulder looks like you took a shotgun blast at close range.

    mike sr
    Last edited by popspipes; 05-08-2009, 04:42 AM.

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  • Bubblemaker
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    Can you really have too many grinders!

    1. Your wife wakes you up because you are sound asleep and repeatedly poking her in the back because in your dream you are tigging in a new rocker panel on your chevelle. (True Story)

    2. Everyone that visits your shop asks the same question....Oh my god what do you do with all those grinders???

    3. Your safety boots could be used for tap dancing because of all the molten metal imbeded in their soles.

    Great thread...very entertaining!


    Cheers!

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  • metalmeltr
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    if you think this could be published and sold for good money

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  • metalmeltr
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    if you have a torch an the kitchen table

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  • FusionKing
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    YMBAWI....you actually know which parts of your body you have not branded yet. And after 37 years I am down to one..... (my @$$hole) And I ain't kiddin'

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  • mcostello
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    You can still count to 21 but around 19 of them have been burnt or blistered.

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  • Tee2
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    Originally posted by racebronco View Post
    you analyze the welds on everything while shopping whith the girlfriend..
    .... If you say Girlfriend???? What's a girlfriend??????

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  • jhwelder
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    If you have done the one footed hop from the hot sparks that fell into your boot and down between your toes.

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  • metalmeltr
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    YBAWI You were changing tires at a friends house on some farm equipment with a 1/2" breaker bar and after trying for a while you think [email protected] I wish i had a torch with me

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  • kbraby
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    YMBAW if you try to convince your wife that the rust stains in the driveway enhance the value of the home, just like a professional stain job..

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