You might be a weldor if....

[fun4now]

boy the number of times i've done that, cant count that high.

[weld_13]

You will drive to a store and ask the salemen very detail questions about a product and then they will ask ''so do you want to see about purchasing it'' and you reply ''no thanks I'm just here to get measurements for the one I'm making''

[wireburner]

You will drive to a store and ask the salemen very detail questions about a product and then they will ask ''so do you want to see about purchasing it'' and you reply ''no thanks I'm just here to get measurements for the one I'm making''

I do that all the time !

[wireburner]

....might be a welder when your safety glassess have more metal in the lenses have on the frames

[weld_13]

If you pull out your cell phone to find theres metal shavings stuck to the magnet on the speaker. True story

[wireburner]

If you pull out your cell phone to find theres metal shavings stuck to the magnet on the speaker. True story

that happens to me all the time

[weld_13]

When friends want to go by AE and look at clothes but you would rather run by airgas and pick some some more argon for your mig

[wireburner]

don`t you mean 75%co2 and 25%argon mixture

[Sberry]

Your best literary quotes are ones you read on the walls.

[fun4now]

like
there once was a man from nantucket.........

[welder_one]

ymbawi

someone says to you "i didnt know you had hair, all ive ever seen is that funny looking hat"

[man of steel]

,regular sunglasses just dont seem dark enough, and you dont even flinch when your cooking bacon and the grease pops onto your arms

[SkidSteerSteve]

YMBAWI....

You take one look shiny white PVC fence in front of a yuppie horse ranch and think......slackers!!! it's not fence unless you've used terms like fishmouthed, winched, springed and cabled.

You know of at least ten uses for sucker rod, and none of them are in the oil field.

SSS

[Jolly Roger]

When you can have a three hour conversation with your dad and nobody else has a clue what you are talking about you might both be welders.

When you would rather just live in the shop than have a house, and use the money you save for more equipment.

When people see the truck with the machine in the back and welding in big letters and still ask "are you a welder?" and all you say is yep.

I used to tell them no I'm a plumber or a painter, etc., but I got tired of having to explain why I had a welding machine in my truck and it says welding on it.

you have 10 different welding hoods and never use but one of them.

you use a cutting torch to heat your lunch.

you have 2 or 3 welding machines/cutting rigs sitting around you don't even know if work.

4 or 5 people are rolling laughing because half a pants leg has burned and you still haven't noticed you are on fire.

you throw a burning red rag against the air conditioner on the mechanics shop just because they have air conditioning.

[Jolly Roger]

you have 7 fire extinguishers in the shop and all of them are discharged.