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  • Scott Hightower
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    Spatter Dance

    You know all the steps to the "Spatter in the Workboot Dance."

    Scott
    http://www.welders360.com/

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  • treflip
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    YmBaW- If when asked," What does Christamas, Thanksgiving, and 4th of July all have in common?" You instantly say Time and a-half!


    "-If you can write your name using only a mirror!

    "- if your burn marks are bigger than mine!

    "- if people in church recognize when your near by the way you smell!

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  • Kayla
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    YMBAWI your sitting at your boring desk job reading through all 59 pages of this post thinking "i wish i could just go weld and try out all these cool things :] "

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  • angus31632
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    YMBAWI! All your tools and gear in your game box cost more than the truck the game box is in.

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  • Kenny Brutcher
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    redneck welder

    You know your a redneck welder when your gear costs more than your house.

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  • t1113rs
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    YMBAWI you search the internet for foundry boots (no stores stock them) because you are tired of buying shoelaces... Because sparks from cutting heavy plate with your Miller Spectrum 1000 just destroyed even your rawhide laces!

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  • kandrwelding
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    Ynbawi

    YMBAWI You refuse to buy a Generator unless you can connect a + and a - to it.

    YMBAWI you know how to link up car batterys to burn some rod.

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  • wrench3047
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    YMBAWI... You go to tell the wife we need more coffee filters and you say we need to stockup on consumables for the coffee pot.

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  • tanglediver
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    Originally posted by zopi View Post
    I'm not even much of a weldor...and I can relate to alot of these...

    You consider your scrap pile to be a retirement account...

    ..True story......
    OMGosh yes!

    ...if you have tried to flip down your reading glasses with a nod, only to have them fall off your head.
    Just did that today.

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  • Cornerstone
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    You wear the new carharrt shirt and jeans to church Sunday morning. And there's more soft ear plugs in the laundry room than soapstone.

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  • Brazos
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    Originally posted by mudsplasher View Post
    You forget to wear your hat and the slag burns your hair.
    What. I aint got no hair left. I thought the problem was with the cap.
    Brazos

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  • zopi
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    I'm not even much of a weldor...and I can relate to alot of these...

    You consider your scrap pile to be a retirement account...

    all the snot jokes apply to painters too (airbrush artist) candy apple blue metal flake effing ROCKS when you sneeze on some yuppie twit's white BMW..True story...the look on her face..almost like you wiped in on the drapes...

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  • DamageInc537
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    YMBAWI you read half of this thread while waiting to file your unemployment claim.
    and YMBAWI you trained your wife to be on the look out for how many caps you put in the wash so that they don't make it in to the dryer, and give you the feeling that your eyes are gonna pop out of your head after

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  • DOCDENT
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    ymbawi------your toilet has tiny little rust specks around the rim

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  • triggerman
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    You might be a welder if.....

    YMBAWI the MRI technician refuses to put you in the tube because of all the metal imbedded in your skin.

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