You might be a weldor if....

[pro mod steve]

You look at a weld and can tell they used a bicycle spoke for filler and a toaster to weld it.

[dkschuefrms]

you analyze the welds on everything while shopping whith the girlfriend..

I thought i was the only one, there is some stuff that has some crappy welds on it

[williamb82]

might have been said but

"you wonder if putting on spf 50 will keep your arms and neck from getting sunburnt in the garage!"

[Rbeckett]

You Might be a weldor if: You stir your coffee with 3/32 Pure tung since the 1/2 dozen boxes you ordered last time you ordered is about useless in your shop because you just got a new inverter for TIG. It's a good thing green bands are tastleless, huh?
Bob

[Geoff S.]

You're 70 years old, and you never lace up your high-cut work boots, so you can get them off fast, and you still have scars on he tops of your feet.

[burden1990]

HEY ALL!!
YMBAWI... you come back to this thread after two years to see that its still going strong... Hahahahahaaa!!!

Keep up the good works y'all!

That is the truth, I just went to the search option to find it

[Woodweld1]

*When your church cloths got holes in them, and you have to buy a new shirt every time you go out to somewhere nice.

*When you know exactly which scar tought you that 100% cotton is the only way to go.

[Woodweld1]

You know your a welder when you wife finally tells you your breath stinks after you come out of the shop.

[dholmes]

My girlfriend the other day was asking me if I was losing my hair because of all the bald patches I had.

I had to explain to her that I had forgot my welding cap at home and was welding overhead and burned a few hairs.

[dholmes]

You Might Be a Weldor If...

....Your wife/GF won't buy wire hangers because they always disappear around the time you've run out of filler rod.

Not the best one, I can't believe this thread is still rolling. I have been reading it for the last few days and I can't stop laughing. Good work SSS

[speedfreak87]

you analyze the welds on everything while shopping ..

TRUE! I do it with EVERYTHING! anything that's welded, I'm constantly checking the welds.

[treflip]

Hockeyguynick- ...you keep the proper angle on your ketchup bottle to run a perfect bead on your hotdog (caught myself doing this the other day, dad thought i was nuts)

That one was awesome! How bout when caulking around the bathtub!

scott hightower- You know all the steps to the "Spatter in the Workboot Dance."

I gotta get that on camera one day.

Coburn Performance- You don't worry what your house insurance covers, but you check to see if they cover the value of the contents of your garage.

Even though insurance covers your personal assets I somehow know what you mean.


Here's a few more cuz there so fun!

You might be a welder if 25 amps doesn't scare you.

You might be a welder if you have to stop yourself from showing off "all" your burns when someone asks do you get burned a lot.
You know what I mean.

[davinci2010]

...If every time you go to take off your ballcap, you try and unclip your hood first, still thinkin you are wearing a hard hat

...You can smoke a cigarette under your hood, and still weld a consistent bead (my supervisor)

...you start gagging on your dip b/c you dont want to stop welding to spit

...you get dirty looks at the bar when you and your buddies are talkin about your rods

...you keep the proper angle on your ketchup bottle to run a perfect bead on your hotdog (caught myself doing this the other day, dad thought i was nuts)

I can burn a cigarette under my hood. I just haven't figured out how to burn one through the resperator that keeps you from getting lung cancer from the weld fumes. Ohh-- I get it, Y.M.B.A.W. if, see above comment.

[truebluelew]

You have a full face shield on grinding something, and you have to spit, and you forgot you had the face shield on, and you hock a loogie inside the face shield.....I only did that once...

[welder_one]

YMBAW if... youve ever run through the shop, screaming like a lil girl cause ya caught your hair on fire..... or been handed print and asked to "just make it work, please"

or get a call from the boss carni guy to weld on a ride so it will pass inspection... do it at a very reduced price so that your daughter can ride for free the next day