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  • Big Sale @ Hazard Fraught

    Hitch the trailer to the truck and grab the Rubber Checkbook, time to load up on the bestest tools available. Don't know how I went this long without this stuff. I wish the ads came out as I found them without having to open individually but rush to the store before they sell out on this priceless merchandise!!!! Good Stuff Here.
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  • #2
    Very clever ads and nice photoshop work.

    How about some additions:

    Horns and turn signals for airplanes.
    When your radio fails or for those times when some big 747 is loafing along in front of you and keeping you from getting your passengers to the airport on time.

    Freeze dried water for backpackers and campers to save weight.
    Just add water and mix - zero calories, fat and cholesterol free.

    Emergency canned sailboat fuel to save paddling your way home.
    EPA estimated range: River -10 miles/psi. Ocean -15 miles/psi

    Wireless tig torch for use with wireless foot control.
    Works on both AC and DC - rated at 300 amps.
    Save your back and money - no need to lug a heavy welder and cables around to say nothing of a big argon tank.
    This wireless tig torch uses air to both cool the torch and shield your weld.

    Automatic stick electrode holder/feeder
    Like training wheels for bicycle, this device holds your stick electrode at the right angle and feeds it so you get perfect welds without any work on your part.
    Works with AC and DC+ and DC- electrodes, 1/16" to 3/8"
    Stay tuned for the wireless version coming soon!

    Anti-gravity stick electrodes
    These wonder rods have a specially formulated coating which defies gravity so you no longer have to worry about out of position welds.
    All your welds will lok as though you did them in the flat position.
    Vertical up and down? - No problem.
    Overhead? - simple as striking an arc.
    In addition these electrodes produce no smoke or slag so you can see your welds clearly.
    Combine these rods with our Automatic stick electrode holder/feeder and see your productivity soar.
    Available in all AWS classifications - just add the suffix AGSE to the end when ordering.

    MIG users? - We didn't forget you !
    Stay tuned for anti-gravity fluxcore wire coming soon.
    Miller Dynasty 350, Dynasty 210 DX, Hypertherm 1000, Thermal Arc GTSW400, Airco Heliwelder II, oxy-fuel setup, metal cutting bandsaw, air compressor, drill press, etc.

    Call me the "Clouseau" of welding !


    • #3
      I like this one best. The description of what it does is hilarious!


      • #4
        The best part is, it has 21,000 Meglinations per minute. That is higher than any other one in it's class, way more meglinations per minute than any other manufacturer of these puts in their machines.


        • #5
          what is meglination


          • #6
            Love the noise and fume generator.


            • #7
              Originally posted by beamwalker View Post
              what is meglination
              Google it and let us know what you find out.