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This is an automotive discussion forum that has some great infromation
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10 reasons to reasons to date a mechanic
1: Their always lubercated
2: They can keep a strong foot hold
3: Strong hands and arms
4: They can easily lift various size and weighted objects
5: Wear protection when needed
6: Knows how to get right down and dirty
7: Gets it done and makes sure its right
8: Double checks to see if everythings right
9: Knows more than one way to get the job done
10: Won’t leave half finished
11: Persistant worker
12: Doesn’t care if they get caught doin something
13: Can easily get into tight places
14: Works well with pressure
15: Flexible
16: Know how to handle their tools
17: They will help fix their girlfriend’s car
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Durring world history you are studiing Greece and your immediate thougt is I wonder if I need to grese the berrings on the boat.This is an automotive discussion forum that has some great infromation
www.autobodytoolmart.com/shoptalk
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You can look at a bolt a quickly tell if its domestic or metric thread...AND... if the pitch is course or standard. OK, and yes in those rare instances mention you may have to get a thread guage out because its either very fine or a machined thread. (been a mechanic for over 30 years, everything from doing VW Air Cooled motors to Turbocharger Conversions on Ferrari's)
I Love the previous post of the top 10, a copy has been printed and will be framed on my wall. Thanks SMac
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You shave your head to save time washing the grease and crud out of your hair.Syncrowave 250DX
Invison 354MP
XR Control and 30A
Airco MED20 feeder
Thermal Dynamics Cutmaster 81
Smith O/A rig
And more machinery than you can shake a 7018 rod at
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Originally posted by TS-Off-Road View Post...Do I really need to comment about this?
Hmmm....remember that discussion a year ago about "gearheads"
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Miller Dynasty 700...OH YEA BABY!!
MM 350P...PULSE SPRAYIN' MONSTER
Miller Dynasty 280 with AC independent expansion card
Miller Dynasty 200 DX "Blue Lightning"
Miller Bobcat 225 NT (what I began my present Biz with!)
Miller 30-A Spoolgun
Miller WC-115-A
Miller Spectrum 300
Miller 225 Thunderbolt (my first machine bought new 1980)
Miller Digital Elite Titanium 9400
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Originally posted by Fishy Jim View PostYou shave your head to save time washing the grease and crud out of your hair.This is an automotive discussion forum that has some great infromation
www.autobodytoolmart.com/shoptalk
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