You Might Be A Mechanic If

[metalmeltr]

Post your might be a mechanic jokes here.

[kc5jdg]

You Might Be A Mechanic If

You have more scuffs on your knuckles than Band-aids in your first aid kit.

[Laiky]

you can read a book about bolts and find it riveting!

[Laiky]

You have hand tools on your night table.

[Nitro_Pirate]

10 reasons to reasons to date a mechanic

1: Their always lubercated

2: They can keep a strong foot hold

3: Strong hands and arms

4: They can easily lift various size and weighted objects

5: Wear protection when needed

6: Knows how to get right down and dirty

7: Gets it done and makes sure its right

8: Double checks to see if everythings right

9: Knows more than one way to get the job done

10: Won’t leave half finished

11: Persistant worker

12: Doesn’t care if they get caught doin something

13: Can easily get into tight places

14: Works well with pressure

15: Flexible

16: Know how to handle their tools

17: They will help fix their girlfriend’s car

[metalmeltr]

Durring world history you are studiing Greece and your immediate thougt is I wonder if I need to grese the berrings on the boat.

[Smactek]

You can look at a bolt a quickly tell if its domestic or metric thread...AND... if the pitch is course or standard. OK, and yes in those rare instances mention you may have to get a thread guage out because its either very fine or a machined thread. (been a mechanic for over 30 years, everything from doing VW Air Cooled motors to Turbocharger Conversions on Ferrari's)

I Love the previous post of the top 10, a copy has been printed and will be framed on my wall. Thanks SMac

[pcwelder]

You wash your hands before you go to the bathroom

[TS-Off-Road]

"You Might Be A Mechanic If..."

Durring world history you are studiing Greece and your immediate thougt is I wonder if I need to grese the berrings on the boat.

...Do I really need to comment about this?

[Fishy Jim]

You shave your head to save time washing the grease and crud out of your hair.

[FusionKing]

...Do I really need to comment about this?

Hmmm....remember that discussion a year ago about "gearheads"

[TS-Off-Road]

Hmmm....remember that discussion a year ago about "gearheads"

I don't recall that discussion.
I was just poking fun. I couldn't really come up with a funny quip about "You might be a mechanic if.." in relation to knowing how to spell.

[metalmeltr]

You shave your head to save time washing the grease and crud out of your hair.

I do shave myheadbutI never thought about that beifit though

[Laiky]

You have a pile of broken stuff, that your convinced, you can repair and actually save money.

[Laiky]

When some one asks "Can you put this together?" you take it as an insult.